TSUMEI FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!

TSUMEI FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, May 7, 2010

Chapter Nineteen

The Return of Kakuzu
Musica: Hurry! We have to get back to the village or he won’t make it!
Raikou: Shit! (starts running faster)
Kagami: (carrying Gama on his back) *Why did this happen!?* (speeds up)
Matasa: Faster! (catches up with Raikou) Do you think he’ll be alright?
Raikou: As long as we can get him to Sakura, he’ll be fine.
Gama: (opens his eyes) I’d rather see Tsunade.
Raikou: *Shocked* You’re awake!? How are you feeling?
Gama: Besides this giant freakin hole in my ches-(passes out again)
Musica: *Most of his internal organs are blown out yet he can still speak? What the hell is up with him?*
Kagami: What are we going to tell Hokage-Sama? The akatsuki is now in possession of The Six Tailed Beast!
Nagato: The Konoha council will deal with this matter, it’s in their hands now.
Musica: I’m the leader of this squad, I’ll take full responsibility for the failure of this mission.
Nagato: It’s not your fault, don’t blame yourself man.
Matasa: We’re about a mile from the Gate! Move it!
(Two medical-nin appear and take Gama)
Medical-Nin 1: He’ll be taken to Tsunade, Room 106.
Medical-Nin 2: He should be fine.
Matasa: Whew, that’s a relief I couldn’t handle being on a team with just Mr. Uchiha
Raikou: *Glares at him* Shut up.
-The Next Day-
Tsunade: Your all healed up, but you need lots of rest.
Gama: Laying around sure sounds good when you’re my personal doctor. *Grins*
Tsunade: Quite the lady’s man as always, Gama.
Gama: Hahaha. (Team 3 walks in)
Matasa: Yo Gama!
Gama: Yo! How’s everybody doing?
Matasa: Good, no major injuries, unlike yourself.
Gama: You wish you had battle scars like these.
Raikou: Hahaha.
Matagi: The Hokage has decided to send an all Jonin Team to retrieve Raito, it was a mistake sending you chunin.
Gama: Sorry sensei-
Matagi: But what’s done is done, and you guys are all ok. More importantly, in one week we will be going on a mission to Yugakure.
Gama: Great I’ll be all healed up by then.
Matagi: Sorry Gama, but you won’t be a part of this mission, you have something else to do.
Gama: Ohh, you mean “that”.
Matagi: For this mission Roshi will be taking Gama’s place.
Gama: Roshi, Eh?
Matagi: Roshi has mastered the taijutsu fighting style “Strong Fist” and can release six of the eight gates, he is a worthy replacement for Gama.
Tsunade: Alright visiting hours are over you guys gotta go, good luck with the mission.
Matasa: Thanks Tsunade-Hime.
-Scene Changes To The Akatsuki Base-
Taka: We have retrieved the host.
Kakuzu: Good.

Kakuzu Lives!? What is “That”, Gama and Matagi were speaking of!? Next Chapter: C2!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Chapter Eighteen

The Beast Unleashed!

Matasa: Who are you!? (another masked person appears)
???: Get the host, I’ll take care of these kids.
?????: Yes. (she disappears and reappears in front of Raito)
Raito: What!? (Raito is knocked unconscious)
???: Katon: Gōkakyū No Jutsu! (the fireball shoots towards the team)
Gama: (he steps in front of the fireball and it slams into him) That all you got?
???: (he appears in front of Gama and kicks him away)
Musica: Futon: Shinkū Renpa! (the wind blades fly toward the man)
???: (he stops the wind blades with his bare hands) Raiton: Kangekiha.
Musica: (he’s hit with the surge of lightning) Argh!!!!
Raikou: Chidori! (he rushes towards the man, with his sharingan activated)
???: (he grabs Raikou by the arm and slams him to the ground)
Kagami: Damnit! Kage Nui no Jutsu! (the tendrils dart toward the opponent)
???: You Konoha-Nin are pathetic. (he lurches towards Kagami and punches him)
Matasa: *Shit!* Suito-(gets hit in the gut and falls to the ground)
Nagato: *I’m the only one left!?* (takes both of his swords out)
?????: Hurry up.
???: Raiton: Kangekiha. (Nagato is electrocuted and falls to the ground)
Gama: (he emerges from the ground below the man)
???: Raiton no Yoroi! (he is enveloped with an aura of lightning chakra and his mask breaks off)
Gama: (jumps away) *He starts preparing some clay* (throws several clay birds at him) Katsu!
???: (he dodges the attack and rushes towards Gama) Now die!!!!
Gama: *Coughs up blood* You....Are.....
???: Hahaha! (he pulls his arm out of Gama’s chest)
?????: We’re done here. Let-
Raito: OOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
?????: What the hell is happening!? (a chakra cloak is forming around Raito)
???: It’s the beast! (Raito jumps towards him)
Raito: ARHHHHHH!!!! (he shoots a mass of chakra from his mouth sending the man crashing into the forest)
?????: Katon: Karyū Endan! (a huge stream of fire shoots towards Raito)
Raito: (he forms a giant chakra hand and blocks the fire) OOHHH!!!!!!!!!
?????: Futon: Daitoppa! (a gust of wind fires towards Raito)
Raito: (he counters it with a roar of chakra)
?????: Nehan Shōja No Jutsu! (the genjutsu puts Raito into a deep sleep)
Raito: (the chakra tails fade)
???: Damn, that was a close call. (picks Raito up)
?????: Lets head back to base. (her mask cracks and falls away)
???: We’re quite the pair, eh Taka?
Taka: .......

The Konoha Ninja were Massacred! The Masked Woman’s Name Revealed, Just who is “Taka”!?

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Chapter Seventeen

The Six Tailed Slug!

Musica: Alright, let’s set up camp. During the night at least two people need to be on guard duty, we will switch with two hour intervals. Raikou and I will be first.
Raikou: Ok.
-The Two Are Sitting Around The Camp Fire-
Musica: Our shift is almost over.
Raikou: Yeah. *Hears something* (throws a kunai into the bushes)
Musica: Shinkū Tai-
Gama: Wait! What the hell is wrong with you guys!?
Raikou: What are you doing awake?
Gama: Taking a piss, you guys nearly killed me.
Musica: Whew, I thought it was one of those gang- (gets kicked in the face)
Gama: Fuck! (gets hit with a giant axe)
Matasa: Wha? What’s going on? (see’s the two attackers) Oh Shit!
Nagato: (his katana and the giant axe collide) Argh! (charges them with wind chakra)
Raikou: (taijutsu fighting the unarmed one) *Kicks him into the air*
Zori: Shit!
Raikou: (delivers a series of blows) Lion Combo! (kicks him to the ground)
Waraji: Damn it! (starts running away)
Kagami: Not so fast. Kage Nui no Jutsu! (shadow tendrils restrain him
Musica: What do you people want Raito for!? Spill it!
Waraji: Ha...ha....hahahaha! This World will be the Yakushi Gang’s!
Gama: (punches him in the face) We want answers!
Matasa: Damn you don’t have to kill him.
Gama: Sorry, heheh.
Waraji: Nice meeting you, but I have to leave. (disappears)
Matasa: What the hell!? He vanished!
Raikou: We can see that Captain Obvious.
Matasa: Shut up!
Gama: Hahaha-
Musica: Both of you shut up!
-Morning-
Gama: Ahhhh, good morning everyone.
Musica: Alright guys we should get moving.
Raito: Ok.
Gama: What’s your village like?
Raito: It’s a lot like Konoha, except smaller and less ninja.
Gama: Cool. Are you a shinobi yourself?
Raito: Yes. (makes hand seals and turns to a tree) Futton: Kōmu no Jutsu!
Gama: Whoh! (Raito exhales a cloud of mist that melts the trees)
Kagami: You have a Kekkei Genkai and you are a jinchuriki, your quite a unique ninja, Raito.
Raito: Those are the reasons they keep attacking us, the Akatsuki wants me for this monster inside me, and the Yakushi Gang wants my rare Kekkai Genkai.
Matasa: That’s a huge burden you have, Raito.
?????: Yes it is. (a masked woman)

Who is this Masked Person!? Next Chapter: The Beast Unleashed!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Chapter Sixteen

A New Mission!

-Three Months After The Chunin Exams-
Matagi: All three of you have come a long way during your time as ninja.
Matasa: Hell yeah!
Matagi: You are all officially chunin from this day on.
Gama and Matasa: Awesome!
Matagi: Here are your gifts, (gives each of them a tanto)
Matasa: Whoa, what the hell? (the tanto absorbs his chakra)
Matagi: These are no ordinary tanto, they can absorb elemental chakra-
Gama: (his tanto turns to stone) Cool!
Matagi: And they will convert into the property of that element.
-Scene Changes To The Hokage’s Office-
Hokage: You six have been chosen for an A-Rank mission, you are to escort Raito Yagami to Kusagakure. This is the given rank because this boy is unique, he’s a jinchuriki, and wanted by the Yakushi Gang and the Akatsuki. There is a slight chance you will encounter them so be on guard at all times. Raito will meet you in the morning at 6:00 by the village gate.
Team 3 and Team 5: Yes!
Hokage: Dismissed!
-Hidden Leaf Gate-
Musica: Ok, everyone is here.
Gama: Damn it’s too early....
Matasa: Alright let’s go!
Raito: Ok.
Gama: So how long will it take to get to Kusagakure?
Raito: About ten days.
Matasa: *Damn! I have a date with Simca on Monday.*
Gama: *Whispering* Hey man, aren’t you going on a date with that pink haired girl?
Matasa: *Whispering* Yeah we gotta move faster, I’m not gonna miss it!
Gama and Matasa: (they start running ahead)
Musica: Wait! Argh, those idiots.
Raikou: *Sigh*
Kagami: What’s it like having the Rokubi inside you?
Raito: Whenever I get angry the beast starts to show, it’s not fun being a host.
Matasa: Hurry up guys!
Nagato: No, you two slow down! We’re not in a rush are we?
Raito: No, I suppose we aren’t. (suddenly they all hear a huge crash)
Gama: Damn that hurt. (he’s lying next to a row of fallen trees)
Matasa: Protect Raito! (he gets hit in the same direction as Gama)
Okisuke: You have something we want, now hand it over!
Nagato: Sorry, we can’t do that! *Draws his blades* Futon: Kazekiri!
Okisuke: (blocks the blade of wind with his sword) *Dashes towards Nagato*
Nagato: (he’s stabbed with the chakra enhanced sword) Arghh!
Okisuke: (Nagato’s body turns to clay, and the clay begins to ensnare him) What!?
Gama: Katsu! (the samurai is sent flying backwards hitting a boulder)
Nagato: Thanks Gama, you saved my ass.
Gama: No problem.
Kagami: Well he won’t be a problem anymore.
Raito: Shall we continue?
Musica: Yeah.

Next Chapter: The Six Tailed Slug!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Chapter Fifteen

Death!

Nagato: Futon: Atsugai! (a beam of wind chakra slices through the water wall)
Matasa: (there’s a huge hole in his chest)
Nagato: Futon: Reppusho! (a gale knocks Matasa into the wall)
Matasa: (his body starts reforming) Ahhh.
Nagato: *Damnit!* (rushes at Matasa)
Matasa: (gets sliced in half) *Reforms* Kirigakure No Jutsu!
Nagato: *Shit, I can’t see anything!* (punched in the face and sent flying)
Matasa: *starts making handseals*
Nagato: (throws a kunai and it gets lodged in Matasa’s head)
Matasa: (takes it out and throws it back at him) Suiton: Mizurappa!
Nagato: (blocks the kunai with his sword) *Gets pounded by the water*
Matasa: Suiton: Sensatsu Suishō! (the mist gathers into hundreds of needles)
Nagato: Shit! (the needles rain down)
Matasa: (nagato jumps away) *The water then forms into a shark*
Nagato: Futon: Kazekiri!
Matasa: Suiton: Suikōdan no Jutsu!
Nagato: (the shark crashes into him and Matasa is sliced in half)
Matasa: *Damnit, my chakra is low due to this jutsu.*
Nagato: Futon: Reppusho! (a gale blows one of Matasa’s arms off)
Matasa: (his arm reforms and he charges towards Nagato)
Nagato: (gets kicked by Matasa)
Matasa: Suiton: Suiryūdan no Jutsu! (a giant water dragon forms)
Nagato: Katon: Gōryūka no Jutsu! (he exhales a dragon shaped fire ball)
Matasa: (the two jutsu collide creating a bunch of steam)
Nagato: *Takes both of his swords out* (runs towards Matasa)
Matasa: (grabs two kunai)
Nagato: (the blades collide) *Charges both of the swords with wind chakra*
Matasa: (both of the kunai are sliced through and Matasa jumps away)
Nagato: Futon: Kazekiri! *Swings both swords*
Matasa: (he dodges the two blades of wind) Suiton: Mizurappa!
Nagato: (dodges the water jutsu but is punched by Matasa)
Matasa: *Shit, I can’t do this much longer.*
Nagato: *Looks like we’re both at our limits.*
Matasa: Taju Mizu Bunshin No Jutsu!
Nagato: (the clones start attacking him) *Slices a couple of the clones*
Matasa: Suiton: Suirō no Jutsu! (Nagato gets trapped in the water prison)
Nagato: Shit!
Matasa: Forfeit now or you’ll drown.
Nagato: Fuck you!
Matasa: (compresses the prison of water making it smaller)
Nagato: *Damnit!*
Matasa: (the water starts swirling around in the prison) Suiton: Hahonryū!
Nagato: (he is blasted out of the back of the water prison and crashes into the wall)
Gato: Matasa is the winner! (cheers from the croud)
Raikou: *Hmm, he won.*
Gato: Next match is between Gozu and Mei.

Next Chapter: A New Mission!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Chapter Fourteen

Wind and Lightning!

Raikou: Chidori! (charges towards Minato)
Minato: Rasengan!
Raikou: (They both clash, and are sent flying in opposite directions) Damn!
Minato: Taju Kage Bunshin No Jutsu! (twenty clones run towards Raikou)
Raikou: Chidori Eiso! (a chidori spear slices through all of the clones)
Minato: *Takes out a scroll and summons a large shuriken* (throws it at Raikou)
Raikou: (Dodges it) *The shadow shuriken technique.* Chidori Eiso! (slices it in two)
Minato Clone: (try’s to punch Raikou) Clone Great Explosion!
Raikou: Chidori Nagashi! (sent flying backwards)
Minato: (he’s tired out from chakra depletion)
Raikou: (gets up and jumps away) Chidori!
Minato: Futon: Rasengan!
(they clash and huge amounts of chakra are pouring from them)
Minato: Arrrgh! (increases the size of the rasengan)
Raikou: (increases the amount of chakra in the chidori)
(a huge explosion of wind and lightning chakra creates a giant crater in the ground)
Minato: (he’s sent flying into a tree knocking it over)
Raikou: (he’s sent crashing into the stadium wall)
Minato and Raikou: (both are unconscious)
Gato: Go get the medical team.
(the medical-ninja take them away)
Gato: Alright, On to the next match, this will be between Matasa and Nagato.
(both of them jump down)
Gato: Start!
Nagato: Futon: Kazekiri! *Swings his sword* (an arc of wind chakra shoots out)
Matasa: (gets sliced in half) *His body then reforms* That all you got?
Nagato: What the hell!? Your body is made of water!?
Matasa: No, I can turn my body into water, theres a difference.
Nagato: (runs to Matasa and impales him with his two blades)
Matasa: Not a fast learner are ya? (kicks him away)
Nagato: Futon: Reppusho! (a powerful gale of wind knocks Matasa off of his feet)
Matasa: Suiton: Sensatsu Suishō! (water needles shoot out of Matasa’s arm)
Nagato: Shit! *Swings his sword* Gokakyu No Jutsu! (a fireball shoots out)
Matasa: Suiton: Suijinheki! (a water wall extinguishes the fireball)
Nagato: *Once you’re hit with this you won’t be able to reform.*
Matasa: Suiton: Mizzurappa! (shoots a stream of water from his mouth)
Nagato: (easily dodges it) *Wind chakra starts gathering near his mouth*
Matasa: *Shit, I remember this jutsu!* Suiton: Suijinheki! (a water wall forms)

Minato vs. Raikou concludes! Next Chapter: Death!

Monday, April 19, 2010

Chapter Thirteen

The Gloves Come Off!

Gama: (takes the gloves off) *There’s a mouth on each hand*
Earth Daimyo: That is a secret Kinjutsu of Iwagakure!
Wind Daimyo: Why does this kid possess it!?
Roshi: *What the hell is that!? There’s mouths on his hands!?*
Gama: (reaches both of his hands into his clay bags)
Roshi: *Ok, time to put a stop to this!* (runs toward Gama at an amazing speed)
Gama: (takes his hands out of the clay bags) *A clay snake emerges from each hand*
Roshi: (the clay snakes wrap around Roshi) *Gama makes the hand seal*
Gama: Katsu! (huge explosion) *Hmm, it’s finally over.*
Roshi: (emerges from the smoke and kicks Gama into the air)
Gama: Fuck!
Roshi: Hidden Lotus! (he hits him with one arm and one foot)
Gama: (he crashes into the ground creating a crater)
Roshi: (falls to his knees) Shit...
Gama: *Damnit, I can barely move. I have to get up…….*
Roshi: (Stands up) It’s over he can’t fight anymore.
Gama: Arrrghh......
Roshi: It’s over, end the match now! (a clay centipede bursts from the ground)
Gama: *It wraps around Roshi* Katsu! (giant explosion)
Roshi: (he’s laying on the ground motionless)
Gato: Dorō Gama is the winner! (the crowd cheers)
Matasa: Yeah, he won!
Raikou: He pulled through.
Deidara: (he’s seen sitting atop the stadium wall) Good job, kid.
Gato: This match will be between Uzumaki Minato and Uchiha Raikou.
Raikou: Shunshin No Jutsu. (appears down on the ground)
Minato: (jumps down there)
Gato: Start!
Minato: Kage Bunshin No Jutsu! (the clones run towards Raikou)
Raikou: Gokakyu No Jutsu! (the fire ball destroys the clones)
Minato: *Hmm, fire jutsu.* Taju Kage Bunshin No Jutsu! (the clones run to Raikou)
Raikou: (the clones overwhelm him) Chidori Nagashi! (the clones disperse)
Hokage: *Hmm, just like my battle with Sasuke* *Smiles*
Minato: Futon: Sunabokori! (exhales a giant dust cloud)
Raikou: Shit, I can’t see anything. *Activates Sharingan*
Minato: Sorry, your sharingan won’t work. Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!
Raikou: What!? (gets hit by four shadow clones)
Minato Clones: Uzumaki Minato Combo! (Raikou is kicked into the air)
Raikou: (a clone grabs each of his limbs) Fuck!
Minato: Hah! (Raikou is smashed into the ground)
Raikou: Arrghh.... (the clones disperse)
Minato: Had enough?
Raikou: (gets up and charges towards Minato)
Minato: (gets kicked in the stomach) *Poof*
Raikou: These shadow clones are getting annoying. *The dust has cleared up.*
Minato: Taju Kage Bunshin No Jutsu! (the clones run towards Raikou)
Raikou: *Activates Sharingan* (he’s occupied with several clones)
Minato: Shadow Clone Body Blow! (one clone throws the other towards Raikou)
Raikou: (gets hit with the shadow clone) *Poof* Damn shadow clones!
Minato: (throws shuriken at Raikou)
Raikou: (jumps into the air to avoid them) Hmph.
Minato: Don’t let your guard down. (a clone appears above Raikou)
Raikou: Shit! (gets kicked down to the ground)

Raikou Is Being Overwhelmed by Shadow Clones, will he pull through!? Next Time: Wind and Lightning!